Make hips look smaller

I went on vacation. Spent a lot of time laying around on patio sets in the sun. I ate a lot of fast food, so I gained a few pounds. However, I came home looking thinner. How? I learned this trick on either What Not to Wear, or maybe Oprah. Carrying a large purse will make your hips look smaller.

Huge handbags are in. I was worried that they’d be heavy. However, there was an orange one on sale & I just couldn’t resist. It’s actually quite comfortable to carry around. I guess it’s a little bit overkill seeing as I just have a cell phone & a wallet. I didn’t lose weight, I just look like I did. It’s almost as good as the real thing.

2 Comments to “Make hips look smaller”

  1. Come on! carrying a massive bag around is just going to do you head in. Swap it for something else. :)