Sarakastic Vs. Capris

Modesty is a concern for me in the summer. For a lot of years this meant that I wore long pants all summer long. I thought that my troubles were solved when stores started selling longer shorts. I bought a pair of capris. I had visions of looking like Mary Tyler Moore on the Dick Van Dyke Show. Yes I’m delusional. For some reason, I don’t look like that, I look frumpy. At first I thought I needed the best weight loss pill. Then I realized that capris just make human legs look “weird” and “not good”. Those are the technical fashion terms.

They aren’t that much cooler than wearing long pants and create a dilemma about what shoes to wear. In fact no woman on the planet seems to look good in capris. Well, Mary Tyler Moore does, but that’s it.


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