Modesty is a concern for me in the summer. For a lot of years this meant that I wore long pants all summer long. I thought that my troubles were solved when stores started selling longer shorts. I bought a pair of capris. I had visions of looking like Mary Tyler Moore on the Dick Van Dyke Show. Yes I’m delusional. For some reason, I don’t look like that, I look frumpy. At first I thought I needed the best weight loss pill. Then I realized that capris just make human legs look “weird” and “not good”. Those are the technical fashion terms.
They aren’t that much cooler than wearing long pants and create a dilemma about what shoes to wear. In fact no woman on the planet seems to look good in capris. Well, Mary Tyler Moore does, but that’s it.


Friday, June 26th, 2009, 5:17 pm | 
