Sarakastic on Tanning

My name is Sarakastic & I’ve never been tan. Whenever I go on Vegas vacations I stand out cause I’m the tourist wearing long pants instead of shorts. I did get sunburned a few times. However, I was always very obedient about wearing sunscreen. I suspected that tanning beds and tanning in general isn’t super healthy so I’ve just said no all these years.

Once I tried one of those tanning sprays. It came out all splotchy, I looked like a leopard so that doesn’t really count. I had to wear socks instead of sandals for two weeks…with turtle necks and long sleeves. It resembled a horrible accident with a vat of orange and brown food coloring. I know it’s not healthy but it seems like every girl that is deemed to be attractive is also tan. I guess looking like a leopard isn’t attractive.

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